Will. I. Am.'s New Car

"SPNKiX" (SPNKiX) 07/29/2015 at 16:31 • Filed to: Will. I. Am., carbon, fiber, scissor, west, coast, customs

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For those of you who have been anxiously awaiting the newest design from everyone’s favorite musician/car designer, here it is:

I had some pix a few months ago that they didn’t want me to show (I was at the first reveal of the car), so I didn’t... but here it is, out in public.

I should mention that those doors are around ten feet tall when they are open. It is kind of incredible. It was built by West Coast Customs and is almost entirely carbon fiber. I forget how big the wheels are, but they’re about sub-donk. It’s also a hybrid or something with a partial electric power train.

Here’s a pic that I took at the time:

Milky > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:35

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Why does he think he can design cars?

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:36

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Trillionaire Doors?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:39

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The guy truly has no design or technology sense, I wish he’d stick to music.

ceanderson920 > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:39

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looks better than his last one but it doesn’t look good like something from pininfarina.

crowmolly > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:40

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I. Am. Ridiculous.

SPNKiX > Milky 07/29/2015 at 16:45

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Maybe because every time he does, a car appears.

Textured Soy Protein > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:47

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You know what’s worse than Will.I.Am-designed cars? Stupid whiteboy bros who make “prank” videos of themselves putting sticky notes on people’s cars, then when they get confronted by a black non-celebrity whose car they messed with, repeatedly calling that guy “homie.”

Fuck these guys.

Milky > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:49

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Well played. Still doesnt mean he should though.

SPNKiX > Textured Soy Protein 07/29/2015 at 16:50

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Why can’t they just say “Broseph” like a normal white person?

SPNKiX > Milky 07/29/2015 at 16:52

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well, they keep getting better!

Patrick Nichols > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:56

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God that is ugly...

If it is hybrid or electric, I’d bet he has just rebodied an i8, Panamera hybrid, or an early Tesla Roadster. My money would be on the last especially because I don’t think there is an exhaust on the back, just a styled thing because will.i.am. It’s probably the cheapest too.

SPNKiX > ceanderson920 07/29/2015 at 16:57

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Why can’t he be more like Pininfarina?!?!?

Milky > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 16:59

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Most relative thing I’ve heard all day.

SPNKiX > Patrick Nichols 07/29/2015 at 17:01

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well, he is at a gas station. Prolly not a Tesla. It really looked like it was all their design, inside and out. If it is a hybrid, I would guess it was Prius based. Otherwise, it’s might just be two drivetrains with a switch between the two.

Steve in Manhattan > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 17:05

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And to think this knucklehead was allowed to be in the same car with His Stigness. Still, it could look worse .

Sam > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 17:05

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The back doesn’t look too terrible, but the front looks too short. Also those doors are crazy.

Patrick Nichols > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 17:14

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but he isn’t at a pump...

did you see any real exhaust ports on it? do you think WCC is actually capable of creating a car from scratch?

MultiplaOrgasms > ceanderson920 07/29/2015 at 17:18

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Was about to post a picture of an Alfa 33 Wagon to prove you wrong, but I quickly realized that the 33 Giardinetta isn’t that awful.

Fortunately I then remembered that Pininfarina also designed the Mitsubishi Colt CZC:

ceanderson920 > MultiplaOrgasms 07/29/2015 at 17:53

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ouch those are both horrible!

MultiplaOrgasms > ceanderson920 07/29/2015 at 18:01

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STFU that Alfa is the most glorious thing ever to come out of italy that isn’t food.

cbyrne > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 19:09

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those doors are ridiculous

SPNKiX > Sam 07/29/2015 at 19:56

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This sounds very similar to a compliment!

SPNKiX > Steve in Manhattan 07/29/2015 at 19:59

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Mantide.

Steve in Manhattan > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 20:00

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That thing is awful from every angle. Not even a Gumpert can do that.

SPNKiX > Steve in Manhattan 07/29/2015 at 20:04

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I'm going to say it again: Mantide.

Steve in Manhattan > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 20:11

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I know - what is that? Extra strong detergent for guys? A car that gets uglier depending on the phase of the moon?

SPNKiX > Steve in Manhattan 07/29/2015 at 21:04

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It's a body wash/toothpaste/cologne. Mantide: for all your man things.

Steve in Manhattan > SPNKiX 07/29/2015 at 21:12

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It’s the automotive version of Axe Body Spray.